THE FREUDIAN THEREMIN

 "Sometimes a theremin is just a theremin" -- Intissar

 I was inspired to create this page when I learned of the phrase (awful) which describes Clara Rockmore's playing style.  "AERIAL FINGERING."     (Hummm….. Uhhhh…. Yeah, right….)(is it just me??)

Those who do not play the theremin will lose out on most of the 'subtext'.

This page is intended for "theremin junkies".

 (check out the 'theremin junkie' page on this site to see if you qualify.)

 This page is best enjoyed with a

" CUERVO MARGARITA VISION INTERFACE." 
(CMVIF)   ("come viff")

(after about 4 cuervo margs.)

Wheeeeee!!!!.......Here we go!!!!.................

 This might sound 'dirty' unless you theremin:

• "You know I can't do this very well when I've been drinking."

• “Use that video to show you how to do it.”

• "What's the ‘rod sticking straight up’ do?

• "It's much harder than it looks."

• "I didn't think it would be this hard!"

• "It might feel better if you raised it up higher."

• "I just can’t do this in high heels."

• "Honey, please don't touch my knobs."

• "Stop moving around so much, you have to be still!"

• "This thing won't electrocute me, will it?"

• "WHOA!!!  That was a weird sound!"

• "You need to go lower, lower."

• "Is it better with my hand open or closed?"

• "You need to go faster."

• “Your fingering has improved.”

• "You need to spread your legs apart a little more."

• "Where do I put my hands again?"

• "Just one more try, then we can go to sleep." 

"foreplay"- all the stuff you rush around to complete before you play your theremin..

Oh, Intissar.... "BeeHaaayyve yourself!!!"